It’s a phone. It’s really just a phone. But it’s also internet, chat, camera. All of which exist. But this, this is the iPhone.
Here is a site that helps you stake out places to sleep, eat, and, yes, go to the bathroom, in the vicinity of the iPhone release sites.
Wowza. Check out the description of the Cheesecake Factory in Pasadena.
http://gridskipper.com/travel/ultimate-iphone-campout-guide/