We’ll have a couple of posts next week, but this is the last one for this week.
This song parody is sung to the tune of Let it Snow. For those not familiar with the song, I’ve embedded that video at the bottom.
Time to go, Time to go, Time to go
Our value proposition is frightful
And our demos are never delightful
Our prospects always say “No”,
It’s time to go, time to go, time to go
I find startups really exciting
And options always make it enticing
But dysfunction abounds don’t you know
I’ll take it slow, take it slow, take it slow
I know a VC who’s been investing
In a startup that he’s suggesting
Is going to be the next Facebook
It’s worth a look, worth a look, worth a look
So, they just closed a huge Series B
Their user count is growing rapidly
Sounds like the VC was right
Should I bite, should I bite, should I bite?
I continue with my investigation
But keep hitting prevarication
Who thought it would take a real sleuth
To find the truth, find the truth, find the truth
Turns out they have no strategy
Their infrastructure is overcapacity
And no clear plan for revenue
Oh déjà vu, déjà vu, déjà vu
I’ve decided its time for a change
I won’t work for people who are deranged
I’m taking extended PTO*
It’s time to go, time to go, time to go.
* PTO = Personal Time Off