PM Songs — Next year’s goals — Sung to “Deck the halls”

By Saeed Khan

Here’s a little Christmas carol parody for all you product people to enjoy and share. Who knows, maybe some of you can relate to this. 🙂

And if you have one of your own, please feel free to let us know in the comments — paste a link or the entire parody if you want!

Sung to the tune of “Deck the Halls”.

Next year’s goals will be much higher
Fa la la la la, la la la la
The new GM needs a high flyer.
Fa la la la la, la la la la

The product needs a brand new vision
Fa la la la la, la la la la
There were no problems ‘til the acquisition
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Too many code changes late in the cycle
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sending quality into a death spiral
Fa la la la la, la la la la

They start the new build compilation
Fa la la la la, la la la la
And then begin the next iteration
Fa la la la la, la la la la

We must create new product positioning
Fa la la la la, la la la la
It needs to align with corporate messaging
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Leads and opps we will measure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Creating dashboards is not my pleasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la

We’ll hold Ops reviews with our bosses
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Explaining important wins and losses
Fa la la la la, la la la la

So let’s go forth all together
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Countless re-orgs we all will weather
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Saeed

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